Posted by Charlie on October 23rd, 2014 — Posted in Humour

It was a stormy Saturday night and once again I couldn’t sleep. I was torn was I going to turn on the tube and endlessly click through the mindless info commercials and reruns or would I listen to the demons and turn on the computer and surf for some porn; what I really wanted to do. Let’s be honest, there is nothing on tv that can satisfy that raw animal urge like porn.

This time the demons won. I could feel the blood race through my veins just as the power ran through the computer. I quickly clicked my way to my favorite porn site and was surprised that I had earned enough free credits to enter a transvestite web cams sight. How could I resist? As I entered the site a beautiful blonde in black lacy lingerie greeted me and asked what she could do for me? Was I dreaming?